English-American Dictionary

Words
Bollocks = Screwed up, Disbelief (Curse)
Bloke = Male, Man
Canteen = Cafeteria
Cheers = General word of acceptance and greeting, thank you, etc., etc., etc.,
Hiya = Hi
Mate = Man, Buddy, Pal (Not necessarily directed at someone familiar)
Pudding = Dessert
Piss(ed) = Frazzled, messed up, not top of game, drunk
Sorted = Figured out
Tool = Penis

Pronounciation
H = HAECH
OO = OOr
Pantene Pro-V = Panten Pro-V
Z = Zed


Phrases
Having a laugh = Contextual, Either a group of people that are having a bit of fun together, or a group of people that are making fun of someone else

Horses for Courses = Choose your horse based on the course in front of you, the wrong course could mean detrimental returns. 

Touch Wood = Knock on Wood ('Thats what she said' would not make sense after someone uses this phrase... at lease I have not tried yet)